DMartini's Football Picks: The "Dean List"

"Football, football, football. It's in the air whirling around like the smoke from my CAO cigar and I can't wait for the season opener Thursday night at 8:30, drink in hand."  -- DMartini

Heres this weeks NFL Football picks via DMartinis "Dean List".

     DMartinis "Dean List"

• Thurs. 8:30  Saints curse Vikings by 7
• Sun.  1:00     Buccaneers slash Browns by 7
• Sun.  1:00     Dolphins splash Bills by 3
• Sun.  1:00     Patriots shoot Bengals by 12
• Sun.  1:00     Colts stampede Texans by 7
• Sun.  1:00     Broncos kick Jags by 3
• Sun.  1:00     Falcons peck Steelers by 3
• Sun.  1:00     Titans crush Raiders by 7
• Sun.  1:00     Giants step on Panthers by 7
• Sun.  1:00     Bears eat Lions by 7
• Sun.  4:15     Cardinals s*#t on Rams by 7
• Sun.  4:15     Packers ship off Eagles by 12
• Sun.  4:15     49ers eat Sea Hawks by 7
• Sun.  8:20     Cowboys shoot Redskins by 7
• Mon. 7:00    Jets afterburn the Ravens by 7
• Mon. 10:20  Chargers run over Chiefs by 7

There's DMartinis list and I'm sure he's out and about with some ladies in football jerseys somewhere.